BEERPONG 24-7
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING READING
THIS SHITTY WEBPAGE??!!??! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND START SLAMMING SOME BEERS!!
But, if you wanna stick around and check out my webpage that's cool too. I guess.
SET-UP
1st.. set up a ping-pong table or one the same size.
2nd.. take your sorry ass to the 7-11 and get the 16oz party cups
3rd.. set 6 cups up in a triangle pointing towards your opponents
4th.. pour 2 beers equally into your 6 cups
5th.. get 2 pinpong balls
now all you need are some mother-fuckers ready to chug some beer
PROCEDURE
The game starts off by the new or visiting team shooting the 1st ball, then the home team or the team that won the game before shoots both balls back. The object is to make the ping-pong ball in your opponent's cups in the air. If you try to bounce the ball in the cup you are automaticly deemed a pussy and made to chug a beer. Oh yea the other objective is to taunt the other team as much as possible. When a cup is made you take the cup away and drink it. The game continues on like this back and forth until one team is able to clear all the other team's cups off the table by making them. At this point the team with no cups left has lost and has to drink what is left of the winning team's cups. Then the losers quickly leave the table like the little bitches they are. The winning team is able to taunt the losers as much as they want, without their bitch-asses sayn' nutten'
THE RULES YOU WILL OBEY THE RULES
DEFENSIVE STRATEGY OFFENSIVE STRATEGY
1. Your cups sould be racked tightly but not overlapping. As each cup is made you take away that cup and what your left with is your spread. If the cups are knocked out of place by your opponent's shot they should be put back to their original spot. When you are down to 3 cups you rack them up in a 3 cup triangle pointing towards your opponent.
2.THE LONG RULE -This rule says that if you shoot an air ball over the table without hitting anything you must take one of your own cups of your choice. When there is one cup left on ether side of the table there are no longs.
3.THE ELBOW RULE -This rule says you are not allowed to reach over the table. This is enforced by the team on defence or a third party. You can't extend your elbow over the edge of the table while shooting.
4. DRINK BEFORE YOU SHOOT -i think this one explains its self
5.BRING EM BACK If you and your teammate each make your shot then the opposing team has to drink the cups and give the balls back for another shot each.
A defensive strategy is anything you can do to stop the ball from going in your cups. One great way to play defense is to taunt the other team to make them think of anything but making it in the cup. Some great taunts to use are:-SHUT DA THE FUCK UP AND SHOOT!!
Taunting is completely legal and is encouraged to spice up the game. oh yea matt myers is a little bitch
-MY GRANDMOTHER COULD DRINK FASTER THEN THAT!!
A great strategy for defending your cups with a girl on your team is to have her flash the opponents just before they shoot. Have her do this as many times as possible during the game to insure your opponents can't keep their minds on the game. Plus tits always make the party more exciting.
Also as soon as the ball hits anything it is a live ball and can be grabbed or batted away to stop it from bouncing into the cup off the rim or anything else on the table.
First of all tell them crackhor motherfuckers across the table from you to shut their fucking traps, but the girls can flash you as much as they want. Other than that just try to concentrate and make the cups.
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